Texas Ranger Man

Texas Ranger Man
Loco Gringos

‘ey, Pepe, come on over here and…
put it to the ranger man’s daughter.

She was pretty, I was on my knees
I met her at a place called the Seven Seas
I looked her in the eye and said
I wanna go home with you

She was lit and I was stoned
Surely didn’t wanna spend the night alone
What if I was a Texas Ranger Man?

Texas Ranger Man I love your daughter
Texas Ranger Man I want to make love to her
Under the Texas moonlight tonight

We strolled on out through the bar
Sure didn’t mean that gal no harm
Pretty soon we was floatin’ in ecstasy

Something appeared over me
The biggest old man I ever did see
And he sad, son
What do you got to say?

Texas Ranger Man I love your daughter
Texas Ranger Man I want to make love to her
Under the Texas moonlight tonight

(Guitar Solo)

Yeah, I got my face full of chiggers and fleas
You know it’ll bring you to your knees
You know how it is in Texas in the summer time

I got four kids and a mortgage due
Nobody brings me the news
Little girl is sittin’ right next to me

Texas Ranger Man I love your daughter
Texas Ranger Man I want to make love to her
Under the Texas moonlight tonight