
United States Of Whatever
Liam
Lynch
I went down to the beach and
saw Kiki
she was all like uuhhhh
and I’m like whatever
and then this chick comes up to me
she’s all like hey aren't you that dude
I’m like yeah whatever
so later I’m at the pool hall
and this girl comes up and she’s like ahhhh
I’m like yeah whatever
Coz this is my united states of whatever
and this is my united states of whatever
Coz this is my united states of whatever
and this is my united states of whatever
and its 3 a.m
I’m on the corner wearin my leather.
and this dude comes up
he’s like hey punk
I’m like yeah whatever
then I’m throwin dice in the alley
officer Leeroy comes up
he’s like hey I thought I told you
and I’m like yeah whatever
then up comes Zafro
I’m like yo Zafro what’s up
he’s like dog
I’m like that’s cool
coz this is my united states of whatever
and this is my united states of whatever